vorher:





nachher:




und bim nachher-bild chunt mir spontan no das in sinn!

endlich wurde das geheimnis gelüftet, mit welchem song der gute dj bobo (dj bobaes für die portugiesen) die schweizer am eurovision song contest vertreten wird! vampires are alive!

wirklich eine starke leistung!

für eine kostprobe bitte auf sein debiles gesicht drücken:

due to an unfortunate incident there has to be done some major web engineering.

wir haben viele feine fische gesehen...






es hatte aber auch viele jamóns:

scheene griesse und ein scheenes neues jahr winsche ich ihnen. seid mir gut!

salihoitschautschüss,
leonard silfverberg

cerveza estrella damm:




y jamon serrano (cortado por juan... visca el barça!):



auf diese art sollten wir den jamon im casanova servieren!
d.h. mit halterung dem gast auf den tisch stellen und ein
messer in die hand drücken!

preis: 15 stutz pro minute!

um beim fliegen in der business klasse als business-man (chief of permanent
outgoing-incomes and assistant administration adviser) durchzugehen und
nicht als sporadischer holzklassen-passagier entlarvt zu werden, gilt es ein
paar wichtige regeln zu beachten: man sollte en wichtige grind risse und sich
nicht selbst fotografieren! Auch sollte darauf verzichtetet werden, häufig aus
dem fenster zu schauen oder gar lobende worte über das schöne wetter oder
die landschaft zu äussern. so habe ich in der folge während des gesamten flugs
meinen blick nur dann von der nzz gelöst, um gelangweilt meine nachbarin auf
sitz 1d zu betrachten oder das morgenessen entgegen zu nehmen. einem kurzen
blick aus dem fenster folgte sogleich einer auf die uhr, in verbindung mit einem
irritierten seufzer, kopfschütteln und einer abfälligen bemerkung über die verspätung
des flugs.




in salou angekommen, konnte ich mich allmählich von den business-class-
zwängen lösen. wunderschönes wetter nahm mich in empfang und ein blick
von sebis terrasse auf das meer erlöste mich vollends!




eine fahrt durch das mehr oder minder ausgestorbene winterliche salou führte
uns an den strand, wo wir uns einer paella hingaben. sie war gut, konnte aber
keinesfalls mit einer casanova-paella des nüteligen konkurrieren. es blieb
jedoch die sensation, am 29. dezember in kurzen ärmeln am strand zu essen!






der tag wurde anschliessend mit einem besuch in der cava abgerundet!
nach einigen gin-lemons, gin xoriguer con limonada masquefina (de reminsky
weiss bscheid), wurde sogar der sonst eher zurückhaltende brömser etwas heiter!

...you might wanna consider the following guidelines. as you will notice, it is far from complete, but it will give you a rough idea about how to manage relationship problems.
try to stick to those 25 ground rules until you get more experienced on the field, but don't hesitate to expand the list if your faced with a new relationship situation...



1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say "you better be" , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things, they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewellery is for pussy's and Asian ladies.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words fcuk you and grab the other girls arse. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop b*tching about the cold right now you're going to be b*tching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

22. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

23. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.

25. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny.

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